Just one new to be remembered for all our beloved people living in rainy Paris, France: WE ROCKS THE TRABENDO FRIDAY 30TH NOVEMBER, AT 19H (VERY PRECISELY!!!).
Hello sweet fuckers ! Houston Swing Engine speaking.....so what's up with us ? Are we still rocking around ? Hell yeah....still rocking around and doin pretty fine thanks for asking. "Entre Hommes" is selling more copies than Kanye West's "Graduation", we all bought brand new hummers and spend our money with cheap whores and thai boys (Odin's taste). Speaking of "Entre Hommes" it will be released in France mid november!!!, through the label "Coriace", so be prepared to get mindraped froggies...we'll be invading your country in a few month. As for the rest of Europe (huh...by Europe I mean Belgium, Netherland, Luxemburg and Germany) our fantastic new album will be distributed by the nice people of Buzzville records and soulfood. Mid november for Benelux, too. And January 2008 for Germany.
Okay, enough with record label's shit let's talk about us. Odin has definitely lost his mind. He's walking around with a yellow fisher coat claiming he's the Prince of Poo. Francois also lost his mind @ le Nouveau Monde, we believe he's not straight edge anymore. Laurent teaches french to foreign people and they call him "Master" (haha) and Kiki is still struggling against obesity (118...). So now, if you live near the city we're gonna play in, come and check us live (tour section) and don't forget the booze and the ladies.....
we played in Greenfield Festival, it was cosy and hot and highly sexual. Thank you, people from the 1st row, 2nd row, 3rd row and so. we love you. I enjoyed Danek sweet mouth on my not-yet-hard dick while playing "Entre Hommes". I saw Queens of the Stone Age on stage, not the best gig due to bad volume limits (we fucked them, did you notice?). I ate while Pelle and Matt Destruction from The Hives were having a shower and wandered almost naked. All this gay potential surrounding us, girls! How can we resist? We do, still. But how long? Please send us your pictures to keep us away from evil!! (Homosexuals won't go to Heaven, don't you know?)
By the way, you can send us male pictures, too. And pictures of us on stage - we had some from Greenfield, but no so many. On line soon.
Well, see you in Stonehill, 28th of july. We'll use this summer to prepare the "Entre Hommes" release in France, Germany, Belgium and Holland for september. Can't wait to go and play in these sunny coutries. And we write some new tracks, too, cause you know, we're Houston Swing Engine: we play music.
Just a quick update to tell you we will play @ thefucking GREENFIELD FESTIVAL in Interlaken, on SATURDAY 16th June, with nice bands like QOTSA, The Killers, The Hives, blah blah........ so bethere, we play at 13h40 just before our friends from Navel. And oh, next week, we'll play with the good ol' Iggy and his Stooges in Neuchatel, also with stupid french electronic bands.... man i hate electronic music.
Of course, our brand new CD "ENTRE HOMMES" (Headstrong Records) is still available in swiss stores. It was released last April and the sales are making us richer than Gotthardand and Lovebugs together. It should be released in Europe next september, so be patient, people from strange and foreign countries. In the meantime, check our magnificient pics, audio and video sections, if you want to see us naked, funny, in the coutryside, sometimes beautiful and sexy.... Oh yes, sometimes playing tunes, too.
Get our CD, but be ready for the next one... someday. In other Houston Gay Vagina news,we already started to work on some new tracks, in our noisy and dirty rehearsal room. Yeah, mama, we'll probably go back to Spain with Santi to record THE BEST ALBUM EVER MADE BY A HUMAN BEING. And we miss Oasis too.
So now, be sure to come and check us live, buy our love songs, bring the cougars and give us free blowjobs !
Peace
Les moteur swinguants de Lausanne.
ps : don't you think Coco Rosie is the most horrible band in the world right now?
The brand new Houston Swing Engine web site is so close to be fully ready it makes us wet our pants. Magnificent pictures, cool video clips and terrific sounds to be added this week. In the meantime, don't forget to check our very next gigs to celebrate the release of our 3rd and beloved new LP, "ENTRE HOMMES", available in Switzerland (distr. Disques Office) from 31st March.
